Donkey Skin

Once upon a time there were a happy kingdom which was rich because they had a donkey that can poo gold and diamonds. The queen dies so naturally the king decides to marry his daughter. She thinks this not a great idea so contacts her fairy godmother for a bit of help. Princess needs to get hiding sharpish from randy daddy. Quite soon, the magic donkey is skinned and the princess wonders around it in her donkey suit. A prince charming finds her, doesn't notice the donkey thang and they marry. Happily ever darn after.

I make this up not.

I watched it the other night, tis a french film from those savage seventies.

You know how magic mushrooms grow in cow poo? well this film is what happened to the cow.

Should only be watched side by side with Disney's Enchanted for full effect.